β«My boss thinks I'm stupid. He sent me to buy 2kg of sugar yesterday but i found only 1kgs at the shop so I didn't buy. When I came back he was pissed off saying I should have used my brain and buy two 1kgs to make 2kg of sugar. I kept quiet, today he sent me to buy size 6 of shoes and there was no size 6 but only size 3. So this time I used my brain and bought 2 pair's of size 3 shoes to make size 6. He told me to wait outside the office I saw him writing I think it's a promotion letter who knows!! π€π
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If a girl dumps you because you don't have money and after you have made money...she comes back begging...
My brother...Forgive her...promise her marriage...Tell her family that you want to renovate their house...Remove their roof and DISAPPEAR...
If a girl dumps you because you don't have money and after you have made money...she comes back begging...
My brother...Forgive her...promise her marriage...Tell her family that you want to renovate their house...Remove their roof and DISAPPEAR...
*A husband said to his wife:* I miss my family, I hope you will prepare lunch tomorrow, so I can invite them, it's been a while.
*The wife said with a sigh:* God willing, it will be good.
*The husband said*: OK, I will invite them.
The next morning, the husband went to work and at one o'clock he came home, and said to his wife: Did you cook lunch? My family will come in an hour.
*And the wife said*: No, I did not cook, because your family are not strangers, they can eat what is in the house.
*The husband said*: God forgive you! Why didn't you tell me yesterday that you won't cook and they will soon be arriving, what will I do?π
*The wife said*: Call them and apologize to them, after all, they are not strangers.
The husband left the house upset and after a few minutes, there was a knock on the door. The wife got up, opened the door and was surprised to see her family, brothers, sisters and children!
Her father asked her, "Where is your husband?"
*She said to him*: He left a while ago.
*Her father said,* "Yesterday, your husband invited us for lunch. Is it possible for him to invite us and leave the house?"
The wife was stunned by the news, and began rubbing her hands, puzzled that the food in the house was not befitting for her family. She called her husband and said to him: Why didn't you tell me that you intended to invite my family for lunch?
*He said to her*: My family is your family, and yours is mine. There's no difference.
*She said to him*: Please bring ready-made food with you when coming, there is no food at home.
*The husband said:* I am very far from home and your family are not strangers, feed them from the food in the house as you wanted to feed my family..
*The wife said with a sigh:* God willing, it will be good.
*The husband said*: OK, I will invite them.
The next morning, the husband went to work and at one o'clock he came home, and said to his wife: Did you cook lunch? My family will come in an hour.
*And the wife said*: No, I did not cook, because your family are not strangers, they can eat what is in the house.
*The husband said*: God forgive you! Why didn't you tell me yesterday that you won't cook and they will soon be arriving, what will I do?π
*The wife said*: Call them and apologize to them, after all, they are not strangers.
The husband left the house upset and after a few minutes, there was a knock on the door. The wife got up, opened the door and was surprised to see her family, brothers, sisters and children!
Her father asked her, "Where is your husband?"
*She said to him*: He left a while ago.
*Her father said,* "Yesterday, your husband invited us for lunch. Is it possible for him to invite us and leave the house?"
The wife was stunned by the news, and began rubbing her hands, puzzled that the food in the house was not befitting for her family. She called her husband and said to him: Why didn't you tell me that you intended to invite my family for lunch?
*He said to her*: My family is your family, and yours is mine. There's no difference.
*She said to him*: Please bring ready-made food with you when coming, there is no food at home.
*The husband said:* I am very far from home and your family are not strangers, feed them from the food in the house as you wanted to feed my family..
MEEQAN KEESSANTU WAA YAADACHUU DADHABEE RAKKATA? NAMNI WAA DAGACHUU DADHABEE RAKKATU JIRA JETTANII YAADDANII BEEKTU?
humnaa ol waa yaadachuun (hyperthymesia) maali?
~
namoonni dhibee kana qaban akka ogeeyyiin sammuu amerikaa jedhanitti amaloota gurguddoo ittin beekaman lama qabu
β irraa caalaa yeroosaani waan darbe yaaduun dabarsu (spending an excessive amount of time thinking about one's past)
β ta'iiwwan yeroo darbe keessan ta'an tokko tokkon adda baasanii haala adda ta'een yaadatu (displaying an extraordinary ability to recall specific events from one's past).
β akka qorannoon agarsiisutti namoonni dhibee kana qaban akka addunyaatti nama 60 hin caalaan.
warri dhibee kana qaban akka himanitti irra caalaa yeroosaani waan darbee waan yaadaaniif har'a jiraachuunis ta'ee waayee borii yaaduun itti ulfaata.
jarri waan darbe yaaduuf hin dhiphatan,akkasumaan yaadatu.
Fulbaana 1 bara 1998 maaltu ta'e yoo jetteen tokko laman osoo irraa hin jallisiin sitti himu.
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@Natti_hin_aarin
@Natti_hin_aarin
humnaa ol waa yaadachuun (hyperthymesia) maali?
~
namoonni dhibee kana qaban akka ogeeyyiin sammuu amerikaa jedhanitti amaloota gurguddoo ittin beekaman lama qabu
β irraa caalaa yeroosaani waan darbe yaaduun dabarsu (spending an excessive amount of time thinking about one's past)
β ta'iiwwan yeroo darbe keessan ta'an tokko tokkon adda baasanii haala adda ta'een yaadatu (displaying an extraordinary ability to recall specific events from one's past).
β akka qorannoon agarsiisutti namoonni dhibee kana qaban akka addunyaatti nama 60 hin caalaan.
warri dhibee kana qaban akka himanitti irra caalaa yeroosaani waan darbee waan yaadaaniif har'a jiraachuunis ta'ee waayee borii yaaduun itti ulfaata.
jarri waan darbe yaaduuf hin dhiphatan,akkasumaan yaadatu.
Fulbaana 1 bara 1998 maaltu ta'e yoo jetteen tokko laman osoo irraa hin jallisiin sitti himu.
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Hordoftoonni Amantaa Islaamaa, Ramadaana haala gaariin akka dabarsaa jirtan abdanna. NASHIIDAA BUZEEtii waliin fuuldurri keessan ifa haa tahu.
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A House girl asked her madam to increase her salary. The madam ask her to give 3 reasons why she need her salary to be increased.
HOUSE GIRL: I can cook better than you.
MADAM: Who told you that?
HOUSE GIRL: Your husband told me.
MADAM: Okay, second reason....!
HOUSE GIRL: I can iron better than you.
MADAM: Who told you that?
HOUSE GIRL: Your husband told me.
MADAM: Okay, last reason.
HOUSE GIRL: I am also better than you in bΔd
(Madam got furious, grΔb a stΔ«ck to smΔsh her head)
MADAM: Did my husband say that?
HOUSE GIRL: NO, the driver told me I'm better than you in bΔd.
MADAM: Shhhh! Lower your voice please! I will increase your salary immediately. You're such a hard working girlπππ
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A House girl asked her madam to increase her salary. The madam ask her to give 3 reasons why she need her salary to be increased.
HOUSE GIRL: I can cook better than you.
MADAM: Who told you that?
HOUSE GIRL: Your husband told me.
MADAM: Okay, second reason....!
HOUSE GIRL: I can iron better than you.
MADAM: Who told you that?
HOUSE GIRL: Your husband told me.
MADAM: Okay, last reason.
HOUSE GIRL: I am also better than you in bΔd
(Madam got furious, grΔb a stΔ«ck to smΔsh her head)
MADAM: Did my husband say that?
HOUSE GIRL: NO, the driver told me I'm better than you in bΔd.
MADAM: Shhhh! Lower your voice please! I will increase your salary immediately. You're such a hard working girlπππ
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βοΈSteps that will change your personality and psychology for the better:
1- Do not give yourself the feeling that you are not special.
On the contrary, see yourself as a distinct personality.
2-Don't wear clothes just because it's a trendy fashion, but try to be elegant according to your taste.
3-Know that the strength of your personality follows the strength of your thinking and do not look at yourself with an inferior look and always think that you are a wonderful person.
4-Try to record all the positives that you enjoy, then develop them better, and you will find more acceptance than others.
5- Try to get rid of your negatives.
6-Don't be sensitive and don't let anything or anyone discourage you, but free from all restrictions imposed on you and you will reach your goals in the near future.
7-Always reward yourself for what you accomplish in your life.
For example, go for a walk, or practice an activity or hobby that makes you happy.
8-Treat your wounds first and you will appreciate yourself, you are the one who can give yourself this feeling.
9-Accept yourself and do not blame it for your unintended mistakes.
10- Learn from failure. Mistakes are the school you learn from
11-Live in your present, do not return your mind to the past so that you do not become stuck in your place.
1- Do not give yourself the feeling that you are not special.
On the contrary, see yourself as a distinct personality.
2-Don't wear clothes just because it's a trendy fashion, but try to be elegant according to your taste.
3-Know that the strength of your personality follows the strength of your thinking and do not look at yourself with an inferior look and always think that you are a wonderful person.
4-Try to record all the positives that you enjoy, then develop them better, and you will find more acceptance than others.
5- Try to get rid of your negatives.
6-Don't be sensitive and don't let anything or anyone discourage you, but free from all restrictions imposed on you and you will reach your goals in the near future.
7-Always reward yourself for what you accomplish in your life.
For example, go for a walk, or practice an activity or hobby that makes you happy.
8-Treat your wounds first and you will appreciate yourself, you are the one who can give yourself this feeling.
9-Accept yourself and do not blame it for your unintended mistakes.
10- Learn from failure. Mistakes are the school you learn from
11-Live in your present, do not return your mind to the past so that you do not become stuck in your place.
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Tokkotu dhidhiiba
Kan tokko booresse
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