When Tems says crazy things are happening, it was today I felt it.
Police arrested my girlfriend and I yesterday, this morning her boyfriend came to bail her out!
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Police arrested my girlfriend and I yesterday, this morning her boyfriend came to bail her out!
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I stopped trusting the police when i went for a recruitment test and came first in running only to be told I cannot be recruited because I will escape with the gun!
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I was disappointed when the tin of evaporated milk I bought was empty.
I was like, well I fell for that. It definitely said so on the container!
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I was like, well I fell for that. It definitely said so on the container!
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A blue whale's anus can scratch to three and a half feet, making it the second biggest asshole next to people who talk on speakerphone in public.
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My friend donated blood when his girlfriend was sick.
After she got better, they break up, he demanded for his blood back.
She threw a pad at him and said she'll pay him monthly.
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After she got better, they break up, he demanded for his blood back.
She threw a pad at him and said she'll pay him monthly.
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Why does beautiful houses have big doors?
Please understand the question before answering!
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Please understand the question before answering!
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