if you don't like low effort posts, i understand completely and suggest that you consider killing me with a sword

the fact that we call it "post-nut clarity" instead of "The Coomerang Effect" is viscerally offensive to me

dear living things: you and your ways of communicating disgust me.

fr y'all got me so heated my name were deleted with your bitchass lack of ugly puns and your sensible nomenclature

look, just say more cursed stuff and be bad at things like me and i promise i won't nerve gas your exurbs or anthills or kite-houses or whatever you fucking things live in

yall need to start confounding me with words other than lies, such that i endeavor to unlearn English out of spite


js

some people spend a lifetime on their identities

this took me an hour.
you're welcome.

I'm beginning to think that my mood stabilizer dosage is too low

Fursona idea: Bark.

Bunny/Shark with a little Bee and Aardvark

aardvark sounds hard to incorporate. maybe fur pattern stuff?

t o n g u e

And why bee, I'm pretending you asked?

Well

Also sh e bear
Bee/wolf
Beowulf

Haha

smh mommy won't get me stratospherically high and make me into a caviar satchel

I wanted to say something cursed so i said something cursed

fursona idea: Rabblesnake

- buny and nope rope (crotalus flavor)
- hears through rabbit paws like as if they're snake jaws
- ears are bunny looking but are lined with thermal sensory pits because viper
- very very flexible
- bunny spine is always hunched already, so snake physiology/physiognomy means it's always in a strike-ready stance
- fangs concealed behind normal rabit chompers
- cottontail laced with little biological maracas that grow along with the fur; too much threat posing and stupid little keratinous bells go everywhere
- rabiit pawclaws replaced with identical looking spurs full of venom in order to maintain lagomorph strat of kicking things to death