Happy fifth birthday, Mr House! 🎁🎈

"It looks like I have one spare hour before my bus arrives, I can take it easy" <- me right before wasting 40 minutes doing nothing

Counterpoint: their incompetence will fuel my friends' and my hatred and we will be reforged anew stronger and wiser to what NOT to do

> me: yeah I think I may be ace because I have to "manually activate" the horny, like I become horny when I'm actively thinking about horny stuff but otherwise it's like that part of me doesn't really exist but idk really :/

> big buff short-haired woman / fem-presenting person: * exists *

> me: djsjkagdjsoabzbjsjdkajajsjasj dj snak hh sj ha bhskjshaswksks

https://eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#/screen/home stop killing games ends on 31 of july and we're barely under the half of the needed people to make it count. this is not just about games, it's about the end of service of any program and app in general. please sign the petition if you're in the EU, or share it if you've already signed, as wide as you can.

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