hang in there!!!

what if we've never had contact with aliens because our solar system is considered a sort of "nature preserve" where alien scientists carefully study the natural habitat and behaviors of a primitive species (us) without major interference
kind of like how its illegal to go to the south pole or the sentinel islands for the same reasons

the secret placeholder chat isnt a group chat on the internet
its actually just John Placeholder's favorite fishing spot, but he wont tell you where it is because no man right in the head would divulge his spot.
i wont reveal my sources.

(God made pettable things because He loves you.)