"did you score any cigarettes?"
"nah. i keep asking but he wont give me any."
"does he at least have games on his phone?"
"nope."
"fucked up."
"yeah, no, yeah. seriously."

I would like to inseminate her in a non-artificial manner

Literally me every time I’m waiting for food at restaurants.

Hyraxes. Beast mode all the time

mfw bedtime stories