INTERVIEW BETWEEN A FARMER & AN INTERVIEWER..
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Interviewer: How much amount of milk does your cow produce?
Farmer: which one, black one or white one?
Interviewer: Black one
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer : Where do they sleep?
Farmer: The Black one or the White one?
Interviewer: The black one
Farmer : In the Barn
Interviewer: And the White one?
Farmer: In the Barn also
Interviewer: Your cows look healthy, What do you feed them?
Farmer: which one? black one or white one?
Interviewer: Black one
Farmer: Grass
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Grass
Interviewer: (Annoyed) but why do you keep on asking if black one or white one when answers are just the same??
Farmer: Because the black one is mine.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Its also mine.
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After a peaceful meeting with my girlfriend's family, I'm happy to announce that I've accepted the pregnancy.
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Two Christians were lost in the sahara desert on their way to Libya.
One is David & the other is Samuel. They were terribly dying of hunger & thirst when they saw a mosque in the middle of the desert.
David said to Samuel "let's pretend as if we are muslims otherwise we will not get food or drink. i am going to call myself Muhammad Gambo".
Samuel refused to change his name "my name is Samuel & i won't pretend to be what am not".
When they got there, the imam of the mosque received them well and asked of their names.
David said"my name is muhammad Gambo".
Samuel said "my name is Samuel".
The Imam turns to the helpers of the mosque & said "please, bring some food for only Samuel" Then he turned to the other & said "Well Muhammad Gambo, i hope you're aware that we are still in the month of ramadan??
The guy fainted! ๐๐
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One is David & the other is Samuel. They were terribly dying of hunger & thirst when they saw a mosque in the middle of the desert.
David said to Samuel "let's pretend as if we are muslims otherwise we will not get food or drink. i am going to call myself Muhammad Gambo".
Samuel refused to change his name "my name is Samuel & i won't pretend to be what am not".
When they got there, the imam of the mosque received them well and asked of their names.
David said"my name is muhammad Gambo".
Samuel said "my name is Samuel".
The Imam turns to the helpers of the mosque & said "please, bring some food for only Samuel" Then he turned to the other & said "Well Muhammad Gambo, i hope you're aware that we are still in the month of ramadan??
The guy fainted! ๐๐
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๐ฑ๐ฝโโ: Mum I don't like my
Maths teacher.
๐ฉ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ: How?
๐ฑ๐ฝโโ: He is Confused
๐ฉ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ: How?
๐ฑ๐ฝโโ: A day before yesterday, he said 4+5=9. Yesterday he said 3+6=9 & today he said 2+7=9, Can u imagine?
๐ฉ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ: I told ur father I Never liked that School, But he didn't listen to me. Just look at what's happening to my Son..
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Maths teacher.
๐ฉ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ: How?
๐ฑ๐ฝโโ: He is Confused
๐ฉ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ: How?
๐ฑ๐ฝโโ: A day before yesterday, he said 4+5=9. Yesterday he said 3+6=9 & today he said 2+7=9, Can u imagine?
๐ฉ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ: I told ur father I Never liked that School, But he didn't listen to me. Just look at what's happening to my Son..
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When you convince your friend to bet on a team & u both lose everything.. ๐๐ @funnyjokesandvideo
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๐๐ What Is This!!! @Funnyjokesandvideo
Have you noticed most of the girls who get pregnant are females? ๐คทโโ๏ธ @funnyjokesandvideo
After wearing my best outfit, she didn't come to church ๐ช @funnyjokesandvideo
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๐ฑ๐พโโ: U never told me you had kids? ๐ก
๐ง๐ปโโ: I tried telling you but..
๐ฑ๐พโโ: But what? ๐ก
๐ง๐ปโโ: U said u don't like guys that talk too much
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๐ง๐ปโโ: I tried telling you but..
๐ฑ๐พโโ: But what? ๐ก
๐ง๐ปโโ: U said u don't like guys that talk too much
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Anytime I enter the bathroom ๐๐ค @funnyjokesandvideo
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๐คฃ๐คฃ What's going on here? @funnyjokesandvideo
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Having A Bad Day? Watch this Bomb prank ๐๐ @funnyjokesandvideo
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The Commentary Is Funny ASF ๐๐ @funnyjokesandvideo
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Yesterday, I met my ex in a store kissing her new boyfriend in front of me, & I was watching them. When she saw me, she k!ssed him even more & asked me what I was doing there? I told her my wife is pregnant & I'm there to buy baby stuffs, hence I am very very happy. I spoke as if she asked how i was feeling I proceeded with my shopping in the store.
She kept looking at me, as I bought 3 buckets, diapers, a baby seat & a baby bed with sponge with soaps, baby trawler, bicycle baby wears. Then I called an uber & left. She & her boyfriend kept looking at me & I really felt good.
The issue now is if you know any woman who has given birth, I am selling buckets, diapers, baby seats, soaps and sponges at affordable prices. Pls help a brother.
I'm supposed to pay electricity & water bill with the money.. ๐ญ๐ญ
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She kept looking at me, as I bought 3 buckets, diapers, a baby seat & a baby bed with sponge with soaps, baby trawler, bicycle baby wears. Then I called an uber & left. She & her boyfriend kept looking at me & I really felt good.
The issue now is if you know any woman who has given birth, I am selling buckets, diapers, baby seats, soaps and sponges at affordable prices. Pls help a brother.
I'm supposed to pay electricity & water bill with the money.. ๐ญ๐ญ
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๐๐ฎ๐ฑ : Who do u like more, mum or dad?
๐ฆ๐ผ๐ป : Both
๐๐ฎ๐ฑ : Okay, if I go to Malaysia & your mum go to Dubai , where will u go?
๐ฆ๐ผ๐ป : Dubai
๐๐ฎ๐ฑ : That shows u love your mum more?
๐ฆ๐ผ๐ป : No, it shows i love Dubai more than Malaysia
๐๐ฎ๐ฑ : Okay, if i go to Dubai & your mum goes to Malaysia , where will u go?
๐ฆ๐ผ๐ป : Malaysia
๐๐ฎ๐ฑ : Replied angrily, why?
๐ฆ๐ผ๐ป : Dad why the anger? I choose Malaysia because I have been to Dubai before
๐๐ฎ๐ฑ : When did you go to Dubai ?
๐ฆ๐ผ๐ป : During the first question
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๐ฆ๐ผ๐ป : Both
๐๐ฎ๐ฑ : Okay, if I go to Malaysia & your mum go to Dubai , where will u go?
๐ฆ๐ผ๐ป : Dubai
๐๐ฎ๐ฑ : That shows u love your mum more?
๐ฆ๐ผ๐ป : No, it shows i love Dubai more than Malaysia
๐๐ฎ๐ฑ : Okay, if i go to Dubai & your mum goes to Malaysia , where will u go?
๐ฆ๐ผ๐ป : Malaysia
๐๐ฎ๐ฑ : Replied angrily, why?
๐ฆ๐ผ๐ป : Dad why the anger? I choose Malaysia because I have been to Dubai before
๐๐ฎ๐ฑ : When did you go to Dubai ?
๐ฆ๐ผ๐ป : During the first question
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A thousand insults from a teacher doesn't hurt like silence from a friend during exam. That alone can bring down tears from your eyes ๐ @funnyjokesandvideo
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I can't watch this Alone ๐๐ @funnyjokesandvideo