Have you noticed most of the girls who get pregnant are females? 🤷‍♀️ @funnyjokesandvideo

👱🏾‍♀: U never told me you had kids? 😡
🧔🏻‍♂: I tried telling you but..
👱🏾‍♀: But what? 😡
🧔🏻‍♂: U said u don't like guys that talk too much

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Anytime I enter the bathroom 😂🎤 @funnyjokesandvideo

🤣🤣 What's going on here? @funnyjokesandvideo

Having A Bad Day? Watch this Bomb prank 😂😂 @funnyjokesandvideo

The Commentary Is Funny ASF 😂😂 @funnyjokesandvideo

Ahhhhhhhhhh! 🤣😭 @funnyjokesandvideo

Yesterday, I met my ex in a store kissing her new boyfriend in front of me, & I was watching them. When she saw me, she k!ssed him even more & asked me what I was doing there? I told her my wife is pregnant & I'm there to buy baby stuffs, hence I am very very happy. I spoke as if she asked how i was feeling I proceeded with my shopping in the store.

She kept looking at me, as I bought 3 buckets, diapers, a baby seat & a baby bed with sponge with soaps, baby trawler, bicycle baby wears. Then I called an uber & left. She & her boyfriend kept looking at me & I really felt good.

The issue now is if you know any woman who has given birth, I am selling buckets, diapers, baby seats, soaps and sponges at affordable prices. Pls help a brother.

I'm supposed to pay electricity & water bill with the money.. 😭😭
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𝗗𝗮𝗱 : Who do u like more, mum or dad?
𝗦𝗼𝗻 : Both
𝗗𝗮𝗱 : Okay, if I go to Malaysia & your mum go to Dubai , where will u go?
𝗦𝗼𝗻 : Dubai
𝗗𝗮𝗱 : That shows u love your mum more?
𝗦𝗼𝗻 : No, it shows i love Dubai more than Malaysia
𝗗𝗮𝗱 : Okay, if i go to Dubai & your mum goes to Malaysia , where will u go?
𝗦𝗼𝗻 : Malaysia
𝗗𝗮𝗱 : Replied angrily, why?
𝗦𝗼𝗻 : Dad why the anger? I choose Malaysia because I have been to Dubai before
𝗗𝗮𝗱 : When did you go to Dubai ?
𝗦𝗼𝗻 : During the first question
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😂😭 They Set Him Up.. @funnyjokesandvideo

A thousand insults from a teacher doesn't hurt like silence from a friend during exam. That alone can bring down tears from your eyes 😂 @funnyjokesandvideo

I can't watch this Alone 😂😂 @funnyjokesandvideo

👺 Bro My Wife Just Crashed My New Tesla

🥸 OMG!! Is she Hurt?

👺 Not yet, Her Parents Are Still Around

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When A Scammer Hacks Into My Account 😁 @funnyjokesandvideo

This Scene Deserves An Award 😂 @funnyjokesandvideo

"Money Can't Buy Happiness"

𝗠𝗲 :

@funnyjokesandvideo 😂

What Is He Doing? 😂😂
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Don't Let Anyone Oppress you this period 😂 @funnyjokesandvideo

The ATM took it personal.. @funnyjokesandvideo