grandmama watching it is dying from how disgustingly sweet they are

tristan: I would've fought the Green Knight even though he was twice my size back then, and I could barely hold a sword. but I wasn't afraid of him, you know?

emrys: riiiight

tristan: because you were here. always

emrys:

tristan: your grandmother is just such a nice lady

emrys: don't say it, you know it's like an insult, right? i was explaining the whole hag culture thing to you, you never listen. i mean it's good that you're brave because that's like the only thing that is going for you

tristan: uhm WOW

imagine you're trying to confess your feelings to a boy that you like and the boy in question is emrys / lh non neg

i forgor that emrys put the sunflower in his own hair after tristan threw it at him.............. cute

tristan, trying to confess that he's in love: but i am scared now

emrys: oh really. what did you do this time.

tristan: nothing, I- UH?? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, I WAS AWAY FOR ONE (1) MORNING, what could i have done???

emrys: knowing you, anything can happen, we can be standing at the beginning of the apocalypse, the world can be ending TODAY because of you

little did they know jeff the killer was about to jeff the kill them

tristan: the world ending because of me????

emrys: right!

tristan: *a long suffering sigh*

emrys: you're capable of many things :)

tristan: your fate in me... astonishing

tristan: you're my best friend. even if i get another friend, you will always be my best friend

emrys: don't be too ambitious. you, having another friend? come on

tristan: mmm things happen, things change, i can befriend your grandmama one day

emrys is so mean to him im crying laughing / pos

вибачаюся за спам емрістанами у мене брейнрот

i didn't know green knight was such a lovely christmas film: )

BRO IS COOKED

so you sayin he got gay after chopping a head off

bro got tricked into knightly duties by black magic and royal gaslighting

tis also watching

gawain is a pathetic wet dog of a man /pos

bro gets horribly fucked with (in all senses) by the green knight

imagining tristan saying i never asked for your company anyway 6d100 psychic damage