Orthopedist : How was your first Surgery?
Surgeon : Oh shit, I thought it was an autopsy. ๐
Surgeon : Oh shit, I thought it was an autopsy. ๐
Why don't you ever take Aspirin to the club to meet chicks?
HY Ans: Because it's an undeniable cox-blocker .
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HY Ans: Because it's an undeniable cox-blocker .
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ER Call ๐๐
A tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.
"Please doctor, please, could you come right over? My child just swallowed a Viagra!"
The doctor was just about to leave his house when the phone rang again. "Oh, Doctor, you don't have to come after all," said the woman with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one."๐๐๐
A tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.
"Please doctor, please, could you come right over? My child just swallowed a Viagra!"
The doctor was just about to leave his house when the phone rang again. "Oh, Doctor, you don't have to come after all," said the woman with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one."๐๐๐
Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. One leans over to the other and says, "What are you in here for?"
The other says, "Circumcision."
The first boy says "Oh, man! I had that done right after I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!
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The other says, "Circumcision."
The first boy says "Oh, man! I had that done right after I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!
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โ๏ธ2021 CAF แจแ แแชแซ แแแซ แแฃแชแซ แจแแณ
FULL-TIME
๐ช๐น แขแตแฎแฒแซ2โฃโ1โฃ แฎแตแฒแฏแญ ๐จ๐ฎ
โฝ๏ธแฆแชแจแญ 2'
โฝ๏ธแฑแซแแ 15โ
โฝ๏ธแฝแแแต 25โ
@dirty_meme
โ๏ธ2021 CAF แจแ แแชแซ แแแซ แแฃแชแซ แจแแณ
FULL-TIME
๐ช๐น แขแตแฎแฒแซ2โฃโ1โฃ แฎแตแฒแฏแญ ๐จ๐ฎ
โฝ๏ธแฆแชแจแญ 2'
โฝ๏ธแฑแซแแ 15โ
โฝ๏ธแฝแแแต 25โ
@dirty_meme