Night Vale Career Day: try this even if you have 15 feet.

Night Vale Career Day: Save this for when your evil twin shows up ar work.

Night Vale Career Day: Save this in case your evil twin does get you fired and you have to find a job again.

Night Vale Career Day: Make sure your workplace has a dark summoning ritual at least every moon.

Night Vale Career Day: What happens when you don’t keep your evil twins in check.

Night Vale Career Day: I agree, when do we start praying for the eldritch gods to come back and fight climate change? I have a list of people I'm willing to sacrifice.

Desert Bluffs Career Day: Your family will leave you. But the Smiling God will always be there for you.

Night Vale Career Day: Listen to your elders. Unclench your jaw. Eat your eggs.

Night Vale Career Day: Is this the ancient god assigned to fixing the climate change? Oh almighty HUWOMAN, please awaken and burn our leaders.

Night Vale Career Day: Yes, join our company. We are all very real people. We like water, clean clothes, and we worship THE SMILING GOD.

Horrors beyond comprehension