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If DNA collection was mandatory at birth, there would be a significant increase in solved crimes.
It’s a good thing that underwear was introduced when it was. Not many people would wear them if they were introduced today.
Someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.
If sleep were optional, the world would probably be a mix of more productivity and burnout.
In old 4:3 tv shows, people stood unnaturally close to each other.
Apparently everyone’s butthole is unique, so it’s only a matter of time before a crime is solved using a butthole match as evidence.
If superheroes existed in real life, their costumes would probably be covered in sponsors.
If people had four arms, they could knit using only their fingers.
There was a weird period of years where people had a home phone line, and a cell phone without location services. Answering a home phone risked exposing their exact location to strangers, but using a cell phone meant they could lie to their closest friends--and get away with it.
The semester ends when the teachers go crazy, and the vacation ends when the parents go crazy.
Willy Wonka had atrocious business acumen. Despite making the unequivocally best chocolate in the world, he still had competitors. Then he revealed his trade secrets to 10 strangers. Four of whom (kids) he knew wouldn't win his factory and five of whom (guardians) were never in contention.
If you were able to put an immediate stop to all momentum your body is experiencing, you'd likely cease to exist.
Marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed.
Customer service is now "Company shield".
Cold milk is a human invention. All milk in nature is warm from body heat.
It's always the simplest things that take longest to find.
Birds and ants have blueprints and construction codes for their homes in formats we do not fully comprehend yet.
On average, paying insurance is not worth it.
Superheroes should be flying feet-first to protect their heads.
If justice is truly blind in America, a jury shouldn’t be allowed to view the defendant during their case.
2025/01/10 07:12:34
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