First, tell her to calm down, then tell her to listen in, works every time.

Which is the biggest lie? That we need to adopt this kind of attitude towards cleanliness or that Britians "climate change" is worse for the environment than such places? The fibs just keep mounting up.

He's dying inside

These scams are becoming too convincing not to fall for these days..

If you didn't meet on Instagram or Tinder, it didn't happen.

Over the years, I've lost count of the uneducated people who snubbed me for calling out #Farage, #Trump, #Tommy, #Peterson, and others as algorithmically boosted, talentless fakes. In a further act of injustice, I'm also aware people are too proud to admit that truth and talent require more than the theatrics we've been offered and that some of us were right all along. Those of us who've always cared won't be thanked until we're long gone. In a way, I almost prefer it this way. Those of us who opposed controlled opposition didn't want false praise when we turned down the people who offered us cash, opportunities, and every other way to sell out. Some of us were ten times more capable than the lemmings who sold out and would have been far bigger had we taken the brown envelopes and honey traps. Now that you've finally woken up, the least you can do is help do the same for others. To those who stood by the few of us who stood by our morals, thank you for everything. 🤝

Kebab food. So nutritious that even vermin don't want it.

We've learnt nothing.. ⚰️

"Lyndon Johnson told the nation
Have no fear of escalation
I am trying everyone to please
Though it isn't really war
We're sending fifty thousand more
To help save Vietnam from Vietnamese"...

- Tom Paxton

To migrate into Europe and claim you're a British or European citizen means you're saying our European ancectors had a right to do everything you label as imperialism. Seeing as we can all apparently go anywhere and behave however we like, you're saying white empires had a right to do the same. I'm against our crimes of the past, but I'm not claiming to be from places I'm not. Which is it? You're not European, or colonialism never existed?..

This was once my reality, day and night. I have learnt, since losing the rivers and canals as my home, that four walls, however you well they're decorated, will never be the same as a life on the move. 🛶

Who remembers the good old days or pub cigarette machines? I'd like one of these in my house as a reminder of my youth and of better times. 🍻

Have a wonderful day 😎