'And even when they're not distracted, they usually get kicked out for illegal under-the-net 'subduction spikes'.'

3022. "Making Tea"

'No, of course we don't microwave the mug WITH the teabag in it. We microwave the teabag separately.'

3023. "The Maritime Approximation"

'It works because a nautical mile is based on a degree of latitude, and the Earth (e) is a circle.'

3024. "METAR"

'In the aviation world, they don't use AM/PM times. Instead, all times are assumed to be AM unless they're labeled NOTAM.'

3025. "Phase Change"

'Even when you try to make nice, smooth ice cubes in a freezer, sometimes one of them will shoot out a random ice spike, which physicists ascribe to kiki conservation.'

3026. "Linear Sort"

'The best case is O(n), and the worst case is that someone checks why.'

3027. "Exclusion Principle"

'Fermions are weird about each other in a standoffish way. Integer-spin particles are weird about each other in a 'stand uncomfortably close while talking' kind of way.'

3028. "D&D Roll"