Merry post-Christmas, we are happy to announce that it is no longer Christmas, good music and non-red colors be upon ye

NEW - Air Canada flight makes emergency landing with "broken landing gear" at Halifax airport.

@disclosetv

POV: Canadian healthcare in action

wtf are these captchas now

i luv heinz baked beans

when muslim take over the uk we should take jizya directly from the heinz factory, yall are good just hand over the beans and sauce

physicists when their wives give birth to a baby of a different race be like 'hmm must've been dark sperm'

>band is called black veiled brides
>it's just five bisexual dudes

Enough lovebombing it's time for loveshooting and lovenuking

You: sending the girl you met 24 hours ago flowers
Me: bringing her the heads of every man who ever wronged her 5 minutes into the conversation