"Because you have to answer when asked what you want as a gift'.

https://x.com/Gruzovoi3/status/1885699150471159924

I was using my mouthwash yesterday morning, when my filling has decided it had enough. It just broke off, fell down in the sink, and then immediately down the drain. I didn't even realise what happened. Bitch, come back and face me.

So anyway, I have a new filling now. Nice.

Turns out eating a kilogram of rolls is doable when you take 3 hours to finish them.

'Why does he look so chill?'
'He's resurrected'.

https://twitter.com/Last_old_man/status/1886310180750606519