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ﺍﺯ ﺧﺎﻧﻤﻬﺎﯼ ﺣﺎﺿﺮ ﺩﺭ ﺟﻠﺴﻪ ﺧﻮﺍﺳﺖ
ﺗﺎ ﺩﺭ ﻫﻤﻮﻥ ﻟﺤﻈﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺷﻮﻫﺮﺍنﺷﻮﻥ
ﺑﺎ SMS ﺑﮕﻦ " ﻋﺎﺷﻘﺘﻢ "
ﻭ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺟﻮﺍﺑﻬﺎﯼ ﺭﺳﯿﺪﻩ ﺭﻭ ﺑﻠﻨﺪ ﺩﺭ ﺳﺎﻟﻦ ﺑﺨﻮﻧﻦ :
ﺣﺎﻻ ﺑﻪ ﺗﻌﺪﺍﺩﯼ ﺍﺯ ﺟﻮﺍﺑﻬﺎ ﺗﻮﺟﻪ ﮐﻨﯿﺪ :

۱ . ﺑﺎ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻮﺩﯼ ؟!
۲ . ﻣﺘﻮﺟﻪ ﻣﻨﻈﻮﺭﺕ ﻧﻤﯿﺸﻢ ؟
۳ . ﺑﺎﺯ ﻣﺎﺷﯿﻦ ﺭﻭ ﮐﺠﺎ ﮐﻮﺑﻮﻧﺪﯼ ؟
۴ . ﭼﻘﺪﺭ ﭘﻮﻝ ﻻﺯﻡ ﺩﺍﺭﯼ ﺣﺎﺷﯿﻪ ﻧﺮﻭ
۵ . ﭼﯿﻪ ﺑﺎﺯ ﺍﻣﺸﺐ ﻣﺎﻣﺎﻧﺖ ﺍﯾﻨﺎ ﺩﻋﻮﺗﻦ ﺧﻮﻧﻤﻮﻥ ؟
۶ . ﯾﻪ ﺭﺍﺳﺖ ﺑﺮﻭ ﺳﺮ ﺍﺻﻞ ﻣﻄﻠﺐ
۷ . ﯾﺎ ﺧﺪﺍ ﺑﺎﺯ ﭼﻪ ﺩﺳﺘﻪ ﮔﻠﯽ ﺑﻪ ﺁﺏ ﺩﺍﺩﯼ ؟
۸ . ﺷﻤﺎ ؟ 😂😂


ﺗﻮ ﻫﻤﺎﻳﺶ ﺭﻭﺍﺑﻂ ﺯﻧﺎﺷﻮیی اﺳﺘﺎﺩ ﺩﺭ
ﺁﺧﺮ ﻛﻼﺱ ﺑﻪ ﺁﻗﺎﻳﺎﻥ ﮔﻔﺖ :
ﻫﻤﻴﻦ ﺍﻻﻥ ﺑﻪ ﺧﺎﻧﻤﻬﺎﺗﻮﻥ sms ﺑﺰﻧﻴﺪ
ﻭ ﺑﮕﻴﺪ ﻛﻪ ﺩﻭﺳﺸﻮﻥ ﺩﺍﺭﻳﻦ
ﻭ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺟﻮﺍﺏ ﻫﺎ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺨﻮﻧﻴﻦ
ﺟﻮﺍﺏ ﺍﻳﻨﻄﻮﺭ ﺍﻭﻣﺪ :

١ - ﺍﻣﺸﺐ ﺣﺎﻝ ﻧﺪﺍﺭﻡ
٢ - ﻭﻟﻜﻦ ﺑﺎﺑﺎ ﺗﻮ ﺭﻭ ﺧﺪﺍ ﺍﻣﺸﺐ ﺧﻴﻠﻲ ﺧﺴﺘﻢ
٣ - ﭼﺘﻪ ﺧﻴﺮ ﺑﺎﺷﻪ ﺑﺎﺯ ﻫﻮﺱ ﻛﺮﺩﻱ
٤ - ﺷﺮﻣﻨﺪﻡ ﻋﺰﻳﺰ ﺍﻣﺸﺐ ﻣﻬﻤﻮﻥ ﺩﺍﺭﻳﻢ
٥ - ﺑﺬﺍﺭ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﻓﺮﺩﺍ ﺷﺐ
٦ -ﭘﺮﻳﻮﺩﻡ ﻋﺰﻳﺰﻡ ﻳﻪ ﺷﺐ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ﺩﻭﺳﻢ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻪ ﺑﺎﺵ
٧ -ﭼﻪ ﺧﺒﺮﺗﻪ ﺣﻴﻮﻭﻥ ﻫﺮ ﺷﺐ ﻫﺮ ﺷﺐ 😂😂


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ﺗﺎ ﺩﺭ ﻫﻤﻮﻥ ﻟﺤﻈﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺷﻮﻫﺮﺍنﺷﻮﻥ
ﺑﺎ SMS ﺑﮕﻦ " ﻋﺎﺷﻘﺘﻢ "
ﻭ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺟﻮﺍﺑﻬﺎﯼ ﺭﺳﯿﺪﻩ ﺭﻭ ﺑﻠﻨﺪ ﺩﺭ ﺳﺎﻟﻦ ﺑﺨﻮﻧﻦ :
ﺣﺎﻻ ﺑﻪ ﺗﻌﺪﺍﺩﯼ ﺍﺯ ﺟﻮﺍﺑﻬﺎ ﺗﻮﺟﻪ ﮐﻨﯿﺪ :

۱ . ﺑﺎ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻮﺩﯼ ؟!
۲ . ﻣﺘﻮﺟﻪ ﻣﻨﻈﻮﺭﺕ ﻧﻤﯿﺸﻢ ؟
۳ . ﺑﺎﺯ ﻣﺎﺷﯿﻦ ﺭﻭ ﮐﺠﺎ ﮐﻮﺑﻮﻧﺪﯼ ؟
۴ . ﭼﻘﺪﺭ ﭘﻮﻝ ﻻﺯﻡ ﺩﺍﺭﯼ ﺣﺎﺷﯿﻪ ﻧﺮﻭ
۵ . ﭼﯿﻪ ﺑﺎﺯ ﺍﻣﺸﺐ ﻣﺎﻣﺎﻧﺖ ﺍﯾﻨﺎ ﺩﻋﻮﺗﻦ ﺧﻮﻧﻤﻮﻥ ؟
۶ . ﯾﻪ ﺭﺍﺳﺖ ﺑﺮﻭ ﺳﺮ ﺍﺻﻞ ﻣﻄﻠﺐ
۷ . ﯾﺎ ﺧﺪﺍ ﺑﺎﺯ ﭼﻪ ﺩﺳﺘﻪ ﮔﻠﯽ ﺑﻪ ﺁﺏ ﺩﺍﺩﯼ ؟
۸ . ﺷﻤﺎ ؟ 😂😂


ﺗﻮ ﻫﻤﺎﻳﺶ ﺭﻭﺍﺑﻂ ﺯﻧﺎﺷﻮیی اﺳﺘﺎﺩ ﺩﺭ
ﺁﺧﺮ ﻛﻼﺱ ﺑﻪ ﺁﻗﺎﻳﺎﻥ ﮔﻔﺖ :
ﻫﻤﻴﻦ ﺍﻻﻥ ﺑﻪ ﺧﺎﻧﻤﻬﺎﺗﻮﻥ sms ﺑﺰﻧﻴﺪ
ﻭ ﺑﮕﻴﺪ ﻛﻪ ﺩﻭﺳﺸﻮﻥ ﺩﺍﺭﻳﻦ
ﻭ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺟﻮﺍﺏ ﻫﺎ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺨﻮﻧﻴﻦ
ﺟﻮﺍﺏ ﺍﻳﻨﻄﻮﺭ ﺍﻭﻣﺪ :

١ - ﺍﻣﺸﺐ ﺣﺎﻝ ﻧﺪﺍﺭﻡ
٢ - ﻭﻟﻜﻦ ﺑﺎﺑﺎ ﺗﻮ ﺭﻭ ﺧﺪﺍ ﺍﻣﺸﺐ ﺧﻴﻠﻲ ﺧﺴﺘﻢ
٣ - ﭼﺘﻪ ﺧﻴﺮ ﺑﺎﺷﻪ ﺑﺎﺯ ﻫﻮﺱ ﻛﺮﺩﻱ
٤ - ﺷﺮﻣﻨﺪﻡ ﻋﺰﻳﺰ ﺍﻣﺸﺐ ﻣﻬﻤﻮﻥ ﺩﺍﺭﻳﻢ
٥ - ﺑﺬﺍﺭ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﻓﺮﺩﺍ ﺷﺐ
٦ -ﭘﺮﻳﻮﺩﻡ ﻋﺰﻳﺰﻡ ﻳﻪ ﺷﺐ ﺩﻳﮕﻪ ﺩﻭﺳﻢ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻪ ﺑﺎﺵ
٧ -ﭼﻪ ﺧﺒﺮﺗﻪ ﺣﻴﻮﻭﻥ ﻫﺮ ﺷﺐ ﻫﺮ ﺷﺐ 😂😂


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